Here Is My Contribution To Raplopnik

Kinja'd!!! "macanamera" (macanamera)
08/24/2014 at 23:26 • Filed to: None

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No, it's not a YouTube clip or a song. It's a story.

Some of you might be familiar with Immortal Technique. When I was in high school, a few years back, my friends and I decided to go see him in concert at the 9:30 club in DC. It was a pretty cool set, there wasn't that many people there so I was right next to the stage all night. Anyways, concert ends and some people go up to him afterwards to get autographs (9:30 club is a really small venue), and I'm with a buddy of mind and we want autographs. My buddy happens to be 6'6", and I'm like 5'8", and there was a bit of a crowd around him, so I figured I would just work my way through all the people and get both of our autographs because it would be easier for me to get over to him. My friend gives me his ticket stub, and I have a one dollar bill, and I go in for the autographs. I get over to Immortal Technique pretty quickly, and hand him both the ticket stub and the one dollar bill. He takes both, signs only the ticket stub, and gives them both back to me.

I say, "Hey, would you mind signing both? It's for me and a friend."

He goes- "One only, motherfucker, there's a million fucking people here."

(There was like 20 people there.)

Taken aback, I take back the ticket stub and dollar bill, turn around and mutter "Asshole..." and walk away.

...

Immortal Technique grabs me by the back of my t-shirt, throws me on the ground, jumps on top of me, smacks my head against the ground, raises his fist like he's about to clock me in the face and screams "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY MOTHER" (He repeats this a number of times while he has me pinned against the floor.)

Being 16 years old, I'm all like "Dude wtf bro I didn't say anything about your mother bro."

Diabolik (rapper friend of his) comes over, pulls him off of me, tells him to cool the fuck out, tells him to sign the fucking dollar and quit being a dick.

TL;DR>>>Ticket to an Immortal Technique show, 20 dollars. Getting assaulted by the rapper whose show you went to see because he thinks you said something about his mother (?)= Priceless.

So where's that dollar bill, you say? Well, it's right here:

Kinja'd!!!

(I covered my name)


DISCUSSION (4)


Kinja'd!!! AM3R > macanamera
08/24/2014 at 23:37

Kinja'd!!!2

Awesome. I was getting ready to post some immortal technique (dance with the devil) but now I don't want to.

The 9:30 is tiny btw.


Kinja'd!!! macanamera > AM3R
08/24/2014 at 23:41

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Yep.


Kinja'd!!! AM3R > macanamera
08/24/2014 at 23:50

Kinja'd!!!0

Random but I notice you're in the DMV area, you plan on going to the Aziz Ansari show next month?


Kinja'd!!! Leadbull > macanamera
08/24/2014 at 23:56

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I read "Deablopnik" at first.

He would've been the most Jalop rapper.